Plastic College Student Man

Plastic College Student Man Has Arrived.

Why go to class when you can put PCS Man in your place? His in-head web cam and microphone records all lectures and conversations with your friends, so just sleep in, log on, and attend class from home in your undies.

Plastic College Student Man is the essential portable student device of 2006. Purchase optional wardrobes to match your persona or mood. Also with the 2006 model is the new PCS proximity alert security system. If someone tries to abuse or walk off with you (your PSC Man) he starts to shreik wildly, which, in testing, resulted in 94% of abductors dropping PCS Man and running off. You can also speak through the webcam in PCS Man, so you can always talk your abductors into putting your PCS man on the bus and sending him back home to you.

Yes, your investment and your college future are secure with PCS Man. Contact Real College Life to order yours today. Prices start at US$2699.00 + shipping and applicable state taxes*

Special Bonus for College Graduates and Dropouts: If you've graduated or dropped out of college and are now working, PCS Man is also a great drive-thru attendant or board meeting attendee. Always jovial, up for a donut, and a three hour quarterly review from the Finance Department, PCS Man is truely the secret to success for today's busy business person.

* Due to security concerns surrounding the life-like-ness of PCS Man, the 2006 model is only available in Canada and the USA. Need a free college student credit card to purchase your own?

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